March 2012
49 posts
February 2012
50 posts
Never watching scary movies while high before I fall asleep. I’m not sure what about waking up, screaming like a bitch into the night, embarrasses me, but I could deal with it never happening again. Thanks, Shutter fucking Island. Fuck you, Decraprio.
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LOLidays.
The title literally couldn’t be any less relevant. I just wanted to list things that made me laugh today.
—The idea of “outfit” comedy. Which is the best idea I’ve ever had. Each week a friend and I are going to show up in subtle outfit jokes. Like one week we will dress alike. One week we will switch clothes. One day we will wear wigs of each other’s hair....
8:30a.m Class Cancelled.
I was too excited to sleep.
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“I miss being the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the age I...”
– my brain every single day…slash some random internet quote.
How about...
someone peer pressure me into going to class. And not dropping out of this bullshit college.
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February 14th; National Cat Awareness Day.
1. Studies have shown that cat sales in the month of February exponentially increase each year. This year cat sales, and cat paraphernalia (cat sweaters, mugs, cat shaped clocks) have risen an impressive 13% in sales since January.
2. The number of stray cats on city streets decreases by nearly 50% during the daylight hours of February 14th. It’s been reported that in Boston, a city of...
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“And our dreams escape us almost as vividly as we can imagine them.”
– John Irving, The Hotel New Hampshire
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I've Already Skipped Classes
Yesterday my professor said to me;
“You’re taking such a leadership position in this class. I’m blown away. Keep it up, this is your semester to get an A.”
So I thought to myself, “Sick. I’m going to redeem this one compliment for one skipped class.”
Thus, no class this morning. I’m realizing I’m the type of person who doesn’t need to...
