"The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words make them smaller. When they were in your head they were limitless, but when they come out they seem to be no bigger than normal things."
— Stephen King, The Body (via ahmoses)
Words of Wisdom For Today.
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
I have the sudden urge to leave work, go home and build a fort with my pets.
After four days off I can’t wait to go back to loathing my job, and building tension we’ll never speak of with co-workers. Happy Wednesday to me!
Little guy fell asleep in a basket with his golden retriever puppies